Rihanna and Chris Brown
I'm sooooo phucking glad that this is over with. Say what you will but I don't place all the blame on Chris. There were TWO people there that night and only those two know EXACTLY what happened. The fact that Rihanna didn't press any charges says a lot. I interpret that as she may have owned up to her responsibility in her part in what happened that night. Be that as it may, he didn't get off scott free. They BOTH have to obey the "stay away" order handed down by the judge. Which means that they cannot have ANY contact at all for the entire 5 years he is on probation. DAMN. If a reconciliation was in the works they are going to have to wait a long ass FIVE YEARS to do so. Although he didn't get jail time (which in my opinion is far too harsh) I think they BOTH (not only Chris) should go into counselling for anger management and volunteer time to advocate for domestic violence-something Chris is all too familiar with. I guess we can chalk this up to they are our "Bobby and Whitney" because that crack to the dome was WACK.
Perez Hilton vs. Will.I.Am
WOW. Yes. I choose that particular word as my first word to describe this phuckery. Where and how in the fuck does Miss Perez get off calling someone a "fucking faggot?" The very word that could be used to insult and demean someone who is Gay or Lesbian, in which he IS gay. What if the shoes was on the other foot? I'm sure Miss Perez would certainly try to fit her big sweaty foot in that shoe and cry FOUL. What did he expect to happen after calling him a faggot? A handshake? A hug? Responding with a punch to the face may seem just to some, maybe it wasn't the right thing to do...and I say this because how much do you wanna bet that Miss Perez will evaluate her horrid wardrobe and assess that she is in dire need of some cash to spruce up those threads? Or take another look in the mirror and need that cash for 3 years worth of Proactive? Or maybe pay someone to make him the next spokesmodel for Jenny Craig? What's even more dissappointing is the fact he claims gay rights organization didn't have his back! WTF?! He's kiddng right? How can they support a person who is GAY himself use a derrogoratory word (used to insult gay) against a seemingly hetrosexual male? GET THE PHUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BULLSHET. Bitch bye.....
Jon and Kate Plus FAKE
Don't you DARE judge me! SEOD...I watched that phucking episode of this shit. Yeah, I was curious about what the hell was going on....sue me. Man if that wasn't the worst hour of television I've ever endured. It was a phucking set up. They made it seem that everything was everything and then BAM at the end of the show Jon basically said he was 32 years old and still young and about to do HIM and poor Kate "I love my kids. I will do anything for my kids. Even if I have to do it alone...but I really don't want to do it alone." WTF? Understandably she was still traumatized by the fact that all of this came down on her like a ton of bricks. Maybe she wasn't thinking straight. Homie just was upfront like "Aye, I'm still young- I'M ABOUT TO GET IT IN!!!!!!!!!" And how apropos that they air this the day after Father's Day. A woman is about to become a single parent to not ONE but EIGHT children. I can't help but think that now this is making for great television now because of his indiscretion this is Jerry Springer+Maury Povich type television. And the fact that they both agreed that they would continue to do the show...what the phuck for?! They aren't the two parents of 18.4 kids and living the seemingly "perfect" yet challenging life. So why are they REALLY doing it?
Real Housewives of Atlanta
So if you didn't know already, Real Housewives of Atlanta is slated to come back to our idiot boxes July 30th. (WOO HOO!) DeShawn Snow isn't coming back to join the cast...unfortunately goody two shoes just didn't cut it for Bravo producers. So they have recruited....you'll never guess....Kandi Buress from Xscape. Now that makes me wonder, what in the PHUCK does she have going on that we need to be glue to the tube? We shall see. One person who IS coming back to the cast is none other than Sheree Whitfield. Sadly, she did lose her home-lastest victim of foreclosure. It's reported that before surrendering the home, she promptly removed all the kitchen appliances. Glad to see that she was thinking that a SISTA will NOT starve....
Ed McMahon
Sadly died at the age of 86. He was an annoucer for Johnny Carson for The Tonight Show, hosted Star Search and American Prize Patrol...man he made me wanna win bad. Sadly he also was reduced to bankruptcy and was starring in FreeCreditReport.com and Cash For Gold commercials.













